Gettin it in

louisiana-hot-sauce:

"Where is my Edward Cullen?"

"Where is my Damon Salvatore?"

"Where is my Christian Grey?"

For your sake, jail I hope.

thats neat

thats neat

My Least Favorite Trope (and this post will include spoilers for The Lego Movie, Guardians of the Galaxy, The Matrix, Western Civilization, and—cod help me—Bulletproof Monk*.) is the thing where there’s an awesome, smart, wonderful, powerful female character who by all rights ought to be the Chosen One and the hero of the movie, who is tasked with taking care of some generally ineffectual male character who is, for reasons of wish fulfillment, actually the person the film focuses on. She mentors him, she teaches him, and she inevitably becomes his girlfriend… and he gets the job she wanted: he gets to be the Chosen One even though she’s obviously far more qualified. And all he has to do to get it and deserve it is Man Up and Take Responsibility.

And that’s it. Every god-damned time. The mere fact of naming the films above and naming the trope gives away the entire plot and character arc of every single movie.

Elizabeth Bear - My Least Favorite Trope (via feministquotes)
OTP

OTP

charminglyantiquated:

a little love story about mermaids and tattoos

zikami:

To L

zikami:

To L

heirsoferror:

This was in Las Vegas & fucked everyone up

i hate dumb niggers like you. you probably can't even a fucking book
Anonymous

shwagerr:

Can’t even a fucking book

thaihaha:

Did those #135 squats change anything? Idk but fuck it I can squat the plates now and that’s all I really care about haha

thaihaha:

Did those #135 squats change anything? Idk but fuck it I can squat the plates now and that’s all I really care about haha


A British one penny coin from 1903 defaced by the Suffragettes

A British one penny coin from 1903 defaced by the Suffragettes

ladugard:

The only nail polish for me

ladugard:

The only nail polish for me